Dana Lyons - Cows With Guns Ukulele Chords
Before you play, tune your ukulele and use the tools below to set up your view and flow.
Ukulele Am chord diagram
Ukulele G chord diagram
Ukulele F chord diagram
Ukulele C chord diagram
Ukulele E7 chord diagram
[Opening]
[Am]Fat and docile, big and dumb, they look so stupid, they aren’t much fun
[G]Cows aren’t [Am]fun
[section 2]
[Am]They eat to grow, grow to die, die to be et at the hamburger fry
[G]Cows well [Am]done
[section 3]
[Am]Nobody thunk it, nobody knew, no one imagined the great cow guru
[G]Cows are [Am]one
[section 4]
[Am]He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal, he loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal
[G]Cow Tse [Am]Tongue
[section 5]
[Am]He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred, he felt like an outcast, alone in the herd
[G]Cow dol[Am]drums
[section 6]
[Am]He mooed we must fight, escape or we’ll die, cows gathered around,
[Am]’cause the steaks were so high
[G]Bad cow [Am]pun
[section 7]
[Am]But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate , loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate
[G]Cows are [Am]bummed
[section 8]
[Am]He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy, no one suspected he was packing an Uzi
[G]Cows with [Am]guns
[section 9]
[Am]They came with a needle to stick in his thigh, he kicked for the groin, he pissed in their eye
[G]Cow well [Am]hung
[section 10]
[Am]Knocked over a tractor and ran for the door, six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor
[G]Run cows [Am]run!
[section 11]
[Am]He picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay (Stop)
[Am]We are free roving bovines, we run free today
[chorus]
[Am]We will [F]fight for bovine [C]freedom
And [E7]hold our large heads [Am]high
We will [F]run free with the [C]Buffalo, or [E7]die [E7](stop)
Cows with [Am]guns
[section 12]
[Am]They crashed the gate in a great stampede, tipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed
[G]Cows have [Am]fun
[section 13]
[Am]Sixty police cars were piled in a heap, covered in cow pies, covered up deep
[G]Much cow [Am]dung
[section 14]
[Am]Black smoke rising, darkening the day
[Am]Twelve burning McDonalds, (Stop) have it your way
[chorus]
We will [F]fight for bovine [C]freedom
And [E7]hold our large heads [Am]high
We will [F]run free with the [C]Buffalo, or [E7]die [E7](Stop)
Cows with [Am]guns [G] [Am]
[section 15]
[Am]The President said “enough is enough, these uppity cattle, its time to get tough”
[G]Cow dung [Am]flung
[section 16]
[Am]The newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief, tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef
[G]Cows on [Am]buns
[section 17]
[Am]The cows were surrounded, they waited and prayed, they mooed their last moos,
[Am]they chewed their last hay
(Slowing) [G]Cows [Am]outgunned (Stop)
[Closing]
The order was given to turn cows to whoppers
Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers
But on the horizon surrounding the shoppers
Came the deafening roar of chickens in choppers
[chorus]
We will [F]fight for bovine [C]freedom
And [E7]hold our large heads [Am]high
We will [F]run free with the [C]Buffalo, or [E7]die [E7](Stop Aria)
Cows with guns
[G] [Am]
How to play Cows With Guns on Ukulele (Step-by-step)
Dana Lyons - Cows With Guns on ukulele requires 5 chords and 6 core chord transitions. You can find the full step-by-step guide below. Before you start, tune your instrument. The song uses the ↓-↓↑-↑↓↑ pattern; practice it muted first, or simplify to downstrokes while you learn the changes.
Cows With Guns uses these transitions most often: G → Am (17), Am → G (16), and Am → F (6). These transitions may feel a little challenging at first, but with steady practice you can play this song quickly.When you are ready, begin with Am - G chord transition.
1. Am → G chord transition
To move from Am to G;
- Lift your middle finger from G string fret 2 and place it on A string fret 2.
- Place index finger on C string fret 2.
- Place ring finger on E string fret 3.
2. Am → F chord transition
To move from Am to F;
- Keep middle finger on G string fret 2.
- Place index finger on E string fret 1.
3. F → C chord transition
To move from F to C;
- While playing F, first lift your index finger and middle finger.
- Place ring finger on A string fret 3.
4. C → E7 chord transition
To move from C to E7;
- Slide your ring finger on A string from fret 3 to fret 2.
- Place index finger on G string fret 1.
- Place middle finger on C string fret 2.
5. E7 → Am chord transition
To move from E7 to Am;
- While playing E7, first lift your index finger and ring finger.
- Lift your middle finger from C string fret 2 and place it on G string fret 2.
6. E7 → G chord transition
To move from E7 to G;
- Lift your index finger from G string fret 1 and place it on C string fret 2.
- Slide your middle finger from C string fret 2 to A string fret 2.
- Lift your ring finger from A string fret 2 and place it on E string fret 3.
Cows With Guns chord transition analysis
A short, data-driven summary of the chord flow in Cows With Guns.
- Cows With Guns includes 57 chord transitions, 6 of them unique.
- These transitions represent 0.02% of all chord transitions in Ukulelearn.
- Cows With Guns contains 3 of the top 10 transitions across Ukulelearn.
- These transition patterns show how Cows With Guns connects to the rest of Ukulelearn. Mastering them helps you move to similar songs faster.After Am, the most likely next chords across Ukulelearn are F (26%), G (21%), and C (16%).
- Am → F: 26%
- Am → G: 21%
After G, the most likely next chords across Ukulelearn are C (25%), D (24%), and Am (13%).- G → Am: 13%