Richard Thompson - Don’t Sit On My Jimmy Shands Ukulele Chords
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[Opening]
[F] [G] [C] [C]
[G]When the party hit full swing, [C]I saw you come reeling in
You [G]had that six pack in a strangle[C]hold
[G]Now you stagger, now you sway, [C]why don’t you fall the other way?
‘Cause [F]I’ve got something [G]here worth more than [C]gold [C7]
[chorus]
I said, [F]Don’t sit on my Jimmy Shands, [C]don’t sit on my Jimmy Shands
[G]They don’t mend with sticky tape and [C]glue [C7]
[F]Don’t sit on my Jimmy Shands, [C]don’t sit on my Jimmy Shands
And [F]that’s my very [G]best advice to [C]you
[section 2]
[G]Call me precious, I don’t mind, [C]78’s are hard to find
You [G]just can’t get the shellac since the [C]war
[G]This one’s the Beltona brand, [C]finest label in the land
[F]They don’t make ’em [G]like that any[C]more [C7]
[chorus]
I said, [F]Don’t sit on my Jimmy Shands, [C]don’t sit on my Jimmy Shands
Un[G]less you wanna wind up black and [C]blue [C7]
[F]Don’t sit on my Jimmy Shands, [C]don’t sit on my Jimmy Shands
And [F]that’s my very [G]best advice to [C]you
[section 3]
[G] [C] [D] [G]
[G]Darling, though you’re twice my size, [C]I don’t mean to patronize
[G]Honey, let me lead you by the [C]hand
[G]Find a lap or find a chair, [C]you can park it anywhere
[F]Just don’t rest your [G]cheeks against my [C]man [C7]
[chorus]
I said, [F]Don’t sit on my Jimmy Shands, [C]don’t sit on my Jimmy Shands
[G]They don’t mend with sticky tape and [C]glue [C7]
[F]Don’t sit on my Jimmy Shands, [C]don’t sit on my Jimmy Shands
And [F]that’s my very [G]best advice to [C]you
[Closing]
[G]No shindig is half complete with [C]out that famous polka beat
[G]That’s why they invite me, I sup[C]pose
[G]Waltzes, Strathspey’s, eight some reels, [C]now you know how good it feels
[F]Crank that handle [G]babe, away she [C]goes [C7]
[chorus]
I said, [F]Don’t sit on my Jimmy Shands, [C]don’t sit on my Jimmy Shands
Un[G]less you wanna wind up black and [C]blue [C7]
[F]Don’t sit on my Jimmy Shands, [C]don’t sit on my Jimmy Shands
And [F]that’s my very [G]best advice to [C]you