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Max Bygraves - Fings Ain’t Wot They Used To Be Ukulele Chords

ChordsC, G, F, Fm, C7
Strumming↓-↓↑-↑↓↑

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  • Ukulele C chord diagram Fingering: 0-0-0-3Ukulele C chord diagram
  • Ukulele G chord diagram Fingering: 0-2-3-2Ukulele G chord diagram
  • Ukulele F chord diagram Fingering: 2-0-1-0Ukulele F chord diagram
  • Ukulele Fm chord diagram Fingering: 1-0-1-3Ukulele Fm chord diagram
  • Ukulele C7 chord diagram Fingering: 0-0-0-1Ukulele C7 chord diagram


They’ve [C]changed our [G]local Palais into [C]a [G]bowling alley
and [C]fings ain’t [F]what they used to [C]be [F] [G]


There’s [C]teds with [G]drainpipe trousers and [C]debs in [G]coffee houses
and [C]fings ain’t [F]what they used to [C]be [F] [G]


There used to be [F]trams not very quick got ya from place to place
But now there’s just [Fm]jams half a mile thick
[C]stay in the human [G]race I’m walking


[C]They stuck [G]parking meters out[C]side our [G]doors to greet us
now [C]fings ain’t [F]what they [G]used to [C]be


[C]Cor, monkeys [G]flying ’round the moon
[C]we’ll be [G]up there with ’em soon
[C]fings ain’t [F]what they [G]used to [C]be [F] [G]


[C]Once our [G]beer was frothy but [C]now it’s [G]frothy coffee
well, [C]fings ain’t [F]what they used to [C]be [C7]


It used to be [F]fun Dad and old Mum paddling down Southend
But now it ain’t [Fm]done never mind, chum
[C]Paris is where we [G]spend our outings


[C]Grandma [G]tries to shock us all [C]doing a [G]knees up rock ‘n’ roll
[C]fings ain’t [F]what they [G]used to [C]be [C7]


We used to ‘ave [F]stars singers who sung a dixie melody
They’re buying guit [Fm]ars plinkety plonk
[C]backing themselves with [G]three chords only


[C]Once we’d [G]dance from twelve to three [C]I’ve got [G]news for Elvis P
[C]fings ain’t [F]what they [G]used to, [C]There’s a [F]lot, we [G]used to
[C]fings ain’t [F]what they [G]used to [C]be [G] [C]

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AlbumSingle
GenresPop
Year1960
KeyC

How to play Fings Ain't Wot They Used To Be on Ukulele (Step-by-step)

Max Bygraves - Fings Ain't Wot They Used To Be on ukulele requires 5 chords and 7 core chord transitions. You can find the full step-by-step guide below. Before you start, tune your instrument. The song uses the ↓-↓↑-↑↓↑ pattern; practice it muted first, or simplify to downstrokes while you learn the changes.

Fings Ain't Wot They Used To Be uses these transitions most often: G → C (26), C → G (18), and C → F (12). These transitions may feel a little challenging at first, but with steady practice you can play this song quickly.When you are ready, begin with C - G chord transition.

1. C → G chord transition

To move from C to G;

  1. Lift your ring finger from A string fret 3 and place it on E string fret 3.
  2. Place index finger on C string fret 2.
  3. Place middle finger on A string fret 2.
C to G

2. C → F chord transition

To move from C to F;

  1. While playing C, lift your ring finger from A string fret 3.
  2. Place index finger on E string fret 1.
  3. Place middle finger on G string fret 2.
C to F

3. F → G chord transition

To move from F to G;

  1. Lift your index finger from E string fret 1 and place it on C string fret 2.
  2. Slide your middle finger from G string fret 2 to A string fret 2.
  3. Place ring finger on E string fret 3.
F to G

4. F → Fm chord transition

To move from F to Fm;

  1. Lift your index finger from E string fret 1 and place it on G string fret 1.
  2. Slide your middle finger from G string fret 2 to E string fret 1.
  3. Place pinky on A string fret 3.
F to Fm

5. Fm → C chord transition

To move from Fm to C;

  1. While playing Fm, first lift your index finger, middle finger, and pinky.
  2. Place ring finger on A string fret 3.

6. C → C7 chord transition

To move from C to C7;

  1. While playing C, lift your ring finger from A string fret 3.
  2. Place index finger on A string fret 1.

7. C7 → F chord transition

To move from C7 to F;

  1. Lift your index finger from A string fret 1 and place it on E string fret 1.
  2. Place middle finger on G string fret 2.

A short, data-driven summary of the chord flow in Fings Ain't Wot They Used To Be.

  • Fings Ain't Wot They Used To Be includes 79 chord transitions, 7 of them unique.
  • These transitions represent 0.02% of all chord transitions in Ukulelearn.
  • Fings Ain't Wot They Used To Be contains 3 of the top 10 transitions across Ukulelearn.
  • These transition patterns show how Fings Ain't Wot They Used To Be connects to the rest of Ukulelearn. Mastering them helps you move to similar songs faster.
    After C, the most likely next chords across Ukulelearn are G (35%), F (16%), and D (11%).
    • C → G: 35%
    • C → F: 16%
    After G, the most likely next chords across Ukulelearn are C (25%), D (24%), and Am (13%).
    • G → C: 25%
    • G → F: 9%