Flanders and Swann - The Gnu Song Ukulele Chords
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[Opening]
[C]A year ago, last Thursday, I was [G]strolling in the zoo
when I [Dm]met a man who [G]though he knew the [C]lot.
He was [B7]laying down the [Em]law about the habits of [B7]baboons
And the number of [Dm]quills a porcupine has [G]got.
[section 2]
So I asked him:
“[C]What’s that creature [G]there?”
He [Dm]answered, “Oh, it’s a [F]h’Elk”
I [Em]might of gone on [Am]thinking that was [Dm]true
If the animal in question hadn’t [A]put that chap to [Am]shame
And re[Em]marked, “[F]I h’aint a h’Elk, I’m a G[E7]nu”
[A]“I’m a Gnu, I’m a Gnu
The gnicest work of gnature in the [Bm]zoo
I’m a Gnu, [F#]how do you [Bm]do
You [F#]really ought to know who’s w[Bm]ho’s
[A]I’m a Gnu, spelt GNU
I’m g[E7]not a Camel [A]or a Kangaroo
[G]So [Bm]let me intro[Ab]duce
I’m g[G]neither man or [F#m]moose
Oh g[B7]no g[Em]no gno I’m a G[A]nu”
[interlude]
[D] [G] [D] [Em] [F] [A] [G]
[section 3]
[C]Well,
I had taken furnished [Cm]lodgings down at [G]RustingtononSea
[A]Whence I travelled [Am]on to Ashtonunder[Bm]Lyne
And the [B7]second night I [Em]stayed there I was [B7]woken from a dream
That I’ll [Dm]tell you all about some other [G]time
Among the hunting [C]trophies on the wall above my [G]bed
[C]Stuffed and [F]mounted, was a [Em]face I thought I [Dm]knew;
A Bison? No, it’s not a Bison.
An Okapi? Unlikely, Could it [A]be a [Am]Hartebeest?
When I though I heard a voice…
[Closing]
[A]“I’m a Gnu, I’m a Gnu, a gnother gnu
I wish I could gnash my teeth at [Bm]you
I’m a Gnu, [F#]how do you [Bm]do
You [F#]really ought to know who’s w[Bm]ho’s
[A]I’m a Gnu, spelt GNU
Call me [E7]Bison or Okapi and I’ll [A]sue
G[B7]nor am I the least like that [Am]dreadful Hartebeest,
Oh g[B7]no g[Em]no gno I’m a G[A]nu
g[B7]no g[Em]no gno I’m a G[A]nu
g[B7]no g[Em]no gno I’m a G[A]nu”