The Moldy Peaches - Steak For Chicken Ukulele Chords
[Am] [G] [Am] [G] [Am] [Am]Mardi Gras came and went, [G]all my money has been spent [Am]How am I gonna pay the rent? [G]Sitting on your face (sitting on my ass) [Am]Who mistook the steak for chicken? [G]Who am I gonna stick my dick in? [Am]We’re not those [G]kids, sitting on the couch.
[Am] [G] [Am] [G] [Am]My former life, I was a high roller (my former life, I had a sister.) [Am]Walked around in a diamond stroller (I abused her and I dissed her) [Am]Found my calling as a part-time bowler (she got swept up in a twister) [Am]Traded my wife in for a new three holer ( first I laughed and then I missed her) [Am]Who mistook these baths for showers? Who fucked up that leaning tower? [Am]We’re not those kids, sitting on the couch. Oh get on a greyhound and ride away [Am]Live on birthday cake each day (different dreams than yesterday) [Am]Tell your grandparents that they’re gay (tell your grandma, you’re okay) [Am]Steal their money and run away (kiss her cheek and run away) [Am]’Cause me and my friends are so smart [Am]We invented this new kind of art: (we invented this new kind of darts) [Am]Post-Modernest Throwing Darts (Hit A Bulls-eye, cut a fart) [Am]Smoking crack and cutting crack. [Am]Who mistook this crap for genius? (Who is dancing on the ceiling?) [Am]Who is gonna stroke my penis? (Who is gonna hurt my feelings?) [Am]We’re not those kids, sitting on the couch. [Am]Oh people are shiny like a brand new book (even your mother is a crook) [Am]But if you get a closer look (but if I get a closer look) [Am]There’s shit on every hand you shook (there’s shit on every road you took) [Am]If you don’t believe me, look at your hand (if you don’t believe me, read the book) [Am]Who made all these things for killing? (somebody’s making a killing) [Am]Who’s pussy hole needs filling? (Who’s empty heart needs filling?) [Am]We’re not those kids, sitting on the couch.
[Am]Who mistook the steak for chicken? [G](Who am I gonna [G]stick my dick in?) we’re not those kids, sitting on the couch.