Elvis Costello - Watching The Detectives Ukulele Chords
[Am] [F] [Am] [F] [Am]Nice girls, not one with a defect, [F]cellophane shrink-wrapped, so correct [G] [Am]Red dogs under illegal [F]legs, [Am]she looks so good that he gets down and [F]begs [Am]
She is [C]watching the detectives, “ooh, [G]he’s so cute”, she is [C]watching the detectives [G]When they shoot, [Em]shoot, [F]shoot, [D]shoot, [Am]they beat him up until the teardrops start [G] [F]But he can’t be wounded ’cause he’s got no [C]heart [G]
[Am]Long shot at that jumping sign, [G] [F]invisible shivers running down my spine [G] [Am]Cut to baby taking off her clothes, [G] [F]close-up of the sign that says “We never close”
[Am]He snatches at you and you match his cigarette, [G] [F]she pulls the eyes out with a face like a magnet [Am]I don’t know how much more of this [F]I can take, [Am]she’s filing her nails while they’re [F]dragging the lake
She is [C]watching the detectives, “ooh, [G]he’s so cute”, she is [C]watching the detectives [G]When they shoot, [Em]shoot, [F]shoot, [D]shoot, [Am]they beat him up until the teardrops start [G] [F]But he can’t be wounded ’cause he’s got no [C]heart [G]
[Am]You think you’re alone until you realize you’re in it, Now [F]fear is here to stay, love is here for a visit [Am]Call it instant justice when it’s past the legal limit, [F]Someone’s scratching at the window, I wonder who is it?
The [Am]detectives come to check if you belong to the parents Who are [F]ready to hear the worst about their daughter’s disappearance Though [G]it nearly [Am]took a miracle to get you to stay It only took my little fingers to blow you [C]away
Just like [G]watching the detectives, [C]don’t get cute, it’s just like [G]watching the detectives [Am]I get so angry when the teardrops start, [G] [F]but he can’t be wounded ’cause he’s got no [C]heart [G]Watching the detectives
[Am]It’s just like [F]watching the detectives, [Am]watching the detectives [F]Watching the detectives, [Am]watching the detectives, [F]watching the detectives