Fivepenny Piece - Where There’s Muck There’s Brass Ukulele Chords
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Ukulele A chord diagram
Ukulele Dm chord diagram
Ukulele E7 chord diagram
Ukulele Am chord diagram
Ukulele F chord diagram
Ukulele G chord diagram
Ukulele C chord diagram
[chorus]
[A]Where there’s muck there’s brass.
You [Dm]can’t deny the facts.
With [E7]coal, coke, smog and smoke some get rich while t’others choke.
I’m [Am]sure you will agree, it [Dm]wasn’t meant to be.
But [E7]many folk will not go broke.
Coz [Am]where there’s muck there’s brass.
[interlude]
[Am] [E7] [Am] [E7]
[Opening]
[F]Once upon a [G]time in [C]Ashton under [F]Lyme.
They [E7]built the chimneys good and high,
To shoot the smoke up in the sky.
To [F]make a cotton [G]shirt were worth [C]two tons of [F]dirt.
The [E7]more they made the more we paid.
Coz where there’s muck there’s [Am]brass.
[interlude]
[Am] [E7] [Am] [E7]
[chorus]
[A]Where there’s muck there’s brass.
You [Dm]can’t deny the facts.
With [E7]coal, coke, smog and smoke some get rich while t’others choke.
I’m [Am]sure you will agree, it [Dm]wasn’t meant to be.
But [E7]many folk will not go broke.
Coz [Am]where there’s muck there’s brass.
[interlude]
[Am] [E7] [Am] [E7]
[section 2]
Then the [F]government de[G]creed.
There [C]really were a [F]need.
To e[E7]rase the years and years of grime and give everything a good wash down.
They [F]started with town [G]hall.
Then [C]church and Masonic [F]Hall [E7]next it’ll be the W.C.
Coz where there’s muck there’s [Am]brass.
[interlude]
[Am] [E7] [Am] [E7]
[chorus]
[A]Where there’s muck there’s brass.
You [Dm]can’t deny the facts.
With [E7]coal, coke, smog and smoke some get rich while t’others choke.
I’m [Am]sure you will agree, it [Dm]wasn’t meant to be.
But [E7]many folk will not go broke.
Coz [Am]where there’s muck there’s brass.
[interlude]
[Am] [E7] [Am] [E7]
[section 3]
[A]And the [Dm]waste disposal [G]truck.
Will [C]shift two tons of [F]muck.
They’ve [E7]plastic bins as never rust, great machines old cars to crush.
They’ve [F]gorrit all worked [G]out.
They’ll [E7]not shift muck for [Am]nowt.
The [E7]more we make the more they take.
Coz where there’s muck there’s [Am]brass.
[interlude]
[Am] [E7] [Am] [E7]
[chorus]
[A]Where there’s muck there’s brass.
You [Dm]can’t deny the facts.
With [E7]coal, coke, smog and smoke some get rich while t’others choke.
I’m [Am]sure you will agree, it [Dm]wasn’t meant to be.
But [E7]many folk will not go broke.
Coz [Am]where there’s muck there’s brass.
[interlude]
[Am] [E7] [Am] [E7]
[Closing]
Where there’s muck there’s [Am]brass Oi !