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The Moldy Peaches - Who’s Got The Crack Ukulele Chords

ChordsD, G, A
Strumming↓-↓↑-↓↑-↓↑

Before you play, tune your ukulele and use the tools below to set up your view and flow.

  • Ukulele D chord diagram Fingering: 2-2-2-0Ukulele D chord diagram
  • Ukulele G chord diagram Fingering: 0-2-3-2Ukulele G chord diagram
  • Ukulele A chord diagram Fingering: 2-1-0-0Ukulele A chord diagram


[D] [D] [G] [A] [D] [D] [G] [A]
[D]There’s no such thing [G]as a harmless [A]joke
[D]There’s no such thing [G]as a gentle [A]toke
[D]There’s no such thing [G]as Pamela [A]Jack, who’s got the [D]crack?


[G]Who’s [A]got the [D]crack? [G]Who’s [A]got the [D]crack?
[G]Who’s [A]got the [D]crack?
I am a goat in a boat in a moat, Who’s got the [D]crack?


[G]Who’s [A]got the [D]crack? [G]Who’s [A]got the [D]crack?
[G]Who’s [A]got the [D]crack?


[D]I like it when [G]my hair is [A]poofy
[D]I like it when [G]you slip me a [A]roofy
[D]I like it when [G]you’ve got the [A]crack, [D]who’s got the [D]crack?


[G]Who’s [A]got the [D]crack? [G]Who’s [A]got the [D]crack?
[G]Who’s [A]got the [D]crack?


[G]I wanna be a hippy, [D]but i forgot how to [A]love
[G]It’s hard to be a garbage man, [D]when a sailor stole my [A]glove
[G]I wanna be reckless, [D]but i’m feeling so [A]uptight
[G]Get your mamma in a headlock [A]baby, and do it right! Who’s got the [D]crack?!


[G]Who’s [A]got the [D]crack? [G]Who’s [A]got the [D]crack?
[G]Who’s [A]got the [D]crack? [D]

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AlbumThe Moldy Peaches
Year2001
KeyD

How to play Who's Got The Crack on Ukulele (Step-by-step)

The Moldy Peaches - Who's Got The Crack on ukulele requires 3 chords and 3 core chord transitions. You can find the full step-by-step guide below. Before you start, tune your instrument. The song uses the ↓-↓↑-↓↑-↓↑ pattern; practice it muted first, or simplify to downstrokes while you learn the changes.

Who's Got The Crack uses these transitions most often: A → D (21), D → G (21), and G → A (21). These transitions may feel a little challenging at first, but with steady practice you can play this song quickly.When you are ready, begin with D - G chord transition.

1. D → G chord transition

To move from D to G;

  1. Lift your index finger from G string fret 2 and place it on C string fret 2.
  2. Slide your middle finger from C string fret 2 to A string fret 2.
  3. Slide your ring finger on E string from fret 2 to fret 3.
D to G

2. G → A chord transition

To move from G to A;

  1. While playing G, lift your ring finger from E string fret 3.
  2. Slide your index finger on C string from fret 2 to fret 1.
  3. Slide your middle finger from A string fret 2 to G string fret 2.
G to A

3. A → D chord transition

To move from A to D;

  1. Lift your index finger from C string fret 1 and place it on G string fret 2.
  2. Slide your middle finger from G string fret 2 to C string fret 2.
  3. Place ring finger on E string fret 2.
A to D

A short, data-driven summary of the chord flow in Who's Got The Crack.

  • Who's Got The Crack includes 72 chord transitions, 3 of them unique.
  • These transitions represent 0.02% of all chord transitions in Ukulelearn.
  • Who's Got The Crack contains 2 of the top 10 transitions across Ukulelearn.
  • These transition patterns show how Who's Got The Crack connects to the rest of Ukulelearn. Mastering them helps you move to similar songs faster.
    After D, the most likely next chords across Ukulelearn are G (29%), A (17%), and Em (17%).
    • D → G: 29%
    • D → A: 17%
    After G, the most likely next chords across Ukulelearn are C (25%), D (24%), and Am (13%).
    • G → D: 24%
    • G → A: 6%